| Written by Steve Giacolone
Friday:
Eight hours of boring van rides, followed by a simple question. “Steve have you thrown up yet?"
“No, not yet.” Seconds later Steve casually walks outside and throws up for five minutes on Laura Swartz neighbor’s lawn.
Spring Break officially begins.
Dave Mishler immediately locks up destruction draft, as he selects Steve in the first round and Will in the second. Danl and Peter get tickets from the same cop in VA within ten minutes of each other, and we still make it to South of the Border hours before it opens.
Saturday:
Jeff and Garlic go to Win Dixie and buy out their supply of kegs.
We make a base set of rules and immediately break them all.
Steve and Jeff “GAY OFF,” result is a tie for Steve and Jeff and a loss for Garlic.
Pat begins to hold his own in FULL CUP FLIP CUP
Steve, Will, Jeff begin late-night antics of cover stealing, tea-bagging, and spitting in Pat’s ear.
Sunday:
Early morning practice, we all suck
Begin Keg in Pool
Steve BAC: h
Monday:
Theme- make Steve vomit, Steve wins, Team looses.
Jeff Meyers morning BAC: .17, Will morning BAC:.00 (chump)
Hat Tournament, highlights include, epic team of stacked wombats on same team, 1for a blade, 2 for a hammer.
Garlic and Jeff start sideline and are instantly joined by underclassmen CHUMPS (wombats don’t like other teams): we meet the FUZZ, who ruins all fun.
Keg escalation by Hannah Phillips, Keg in the Pool from third story balcony, previously against the rules.
Tuesday:
Theme- This place is a dump, team wins, house looses
Day one of Tournament, Men go 2-1 and think we might do alright this week. Girls team gets Baggled twice and think they are having a good time.
Hannah initiates NAKED NIGHT, Steve get red mixed drink poured on his still enlarged right testicle.
Jeff kicks Mishler in the balls, Mishler wails on Jeffs face 6 times, fuck you Krazy
Furniture in the Pool, it kind of floats, Pool CAPTAIN in the Pool, he floats too.
Wednesday:
Theme- Get Evan fucked up, team wins, Evan looses
Men go 0-3 and don’t care because Will starts giving Michael Jordan speeches. Women’s team goes 3-1 and no one cares (anyone can beat a blind kid with a stick)
Men get trashed because we lost, spit in Will’s ear and double teabag
New bee suit nudity (thanks Mike D)
Stay up till 4:45 wake up at 7:30
Thursday:
Theme – Hal’s comming
Men’s team down 11-8 wins universe point 12-11, with a glorious Hammer from Jeff to Will, Will lost his man because his man thought he took an injury when he threw up. FUCK KAZAKASTAN
Ross wakes up on toilet at fields and get the D
Make finals of A2 pool, loose universe, no one cares because tournament is over.
Home by 1:30, drunk by 2:30
Steve kills party with Bee suit (thanks Mike D)
Bubble bath with chocolate milk
VCU gets rolled by A line FULL CUP FLIP CUP line (Peter is cut), Rookies loose. Jeff and Will promptly beat VCU’s top four in FULL CUP FLIP CUP by 2 Cups.
Hal arrives wants to play beer die, every one is trashed.
Cars get tp’d with BK inside
Turkey does not float
Friday:
9:30 clean, 9:45 screwdrivers and coffee whiskeys, some with dirty paper towels
New rule, unless its water it must have booze.
Scream and Go Naked (thanks Jimmy)
Senior Happy hour, plus Jeff and Garlic: Dance to background bar mucis, Steve and Jeff realize they are the only ones who are hammered, we loose Hal, wombats steal trophies, jews buy trophies
Keith rents a golf cart, drunk driving is still bad
Birthcake for Nick, his birthday is in December,
Steve BAC: Sn
Roz wakes up and eats lovely breakfast with Hannah’s NOLS friends parents, walk of shame afterwards
Blackout Nipp shopping
Invention of the ¼ stache for Steve
Jeff licks the ears of people he likes
Steve gets a monster hickey
Steve puts butt on Jeff’s pillow, Jeff throws Steve’s blanket into Pool, Both spill drinks on each other, Jeff changes for downtown, Steve goes covered in Scream and go Nakeds
MJ speech about NBA Finals 98 and the Game 6 foul, cheat to win
6-8 Amazon woman grows 2 inches, gets kicked the fuck out
New record, 18.5 hours of straight drinking, resulting in drunk checking out
Will and Clara start syrup and ketchup battle in kitchen, Steve and Pat add ground beef, this place is a dump
Rotten Bananas at VCU’s quiet house
Deli Meat in beds
Pat finally can drink, beats Jeff in full cup flip cup
Saturday:
Theme - Get the fuck out
Illegal dumping
Clean the nasty kitchen
While trying to be helpful keith takes all the important documents needed to check out
Steve hallucinates in van ride, vomits later
Denny’s for dinner, we still like each other (somehow)
These individual events no way implicate Skidmore College or the Skidmore Wombats in underage drinking or illegal activity. They were also super seeded nightly by Banana Face, Flying Keg Stands, Stealing Covers and sleeping bags with people in them, massive 5 stars, naked naked naked, drunken wrestling, “Steve, can I ask you a question”, Beach parties and the new Captains new catch phrases of “Catch’et”. Spring Break rules, so do Skidmore Wombats, 363 days till Spring Break 2010 records were made to be broken. Contribute your own memories on the Wombat Forum. |
